Sun-Tzu would have something to say about this.
Below is a photo of the good work of some cheerful Cartertonite’s endeavours to promote Carterton’s weekend market. In direct competition with Masterton’s weekend market. On Masterton’s communal poster boards. In Masterton. Paid for by Masterton ratepayers. For use of Masterton people. Cheeky devils.
I propose a retaliatory attack on the incestuous town of Carterton, who love worshipping their various mayors. One of which is a liar and a angry wee man, but that is a story for another day.
I present the target:
I have a stash of movie vouchers I have been collecting over the years from working here and there at the Regent. Probably about a years worth for a normal person.*
The digital board has a wireless controller. There must be a way to hack it.
So- heres the deal. Hack into it and start promoting the Masterton farmers market, King Street Live, Aratoi, the Cinema, and Masterton real-estate offerings. I will give you a years* worth of movie tickets.
All you young geeks out there, this is a way to get a “job well done” on your resume. If you think you can hack this sign, get in touch.
And what idiot gave them the key to the towns signs? Fair enough though I suppose, after Pip planted Pou’s in CDC’s land without asking.